bueno:

things i haven’t learned in high school

• how to pay bills
• how to buy a house
• how to buy a car
• how to apply for loans for college

but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function

carbohydrate:

who has a crush on me. this is very important i need this for research i am a scientist

There is something pretty hot about tall girls

cobrall:

i love attributing silly quotes to famous dead people because like

you can’t prove they didn’t say it

you’ve probably never even met mahatma ghandi who are you to declare that he never said ‘shampoo for my real friends real poo for my sham friends’ at some point in his life

Cut my heart with a martyr’s spike