May 2013
5 posts
bueno:
things i haven’t learned in high school
how to pay bills
how to buy a house
how to buy a car
how to apply for loans for college
but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
carbohydrate:
who has a crush on me. this is very important i need this for research i am a scientist
There is something pretty hot about tall girls
cobrall:
i love attributing silly quotes to famous dead people because like
you can’t prove they didn’t say it
you’ve probably never even met mahatma ghandi who are you to declare that he never said ‘shampoo for my real friends real poo for my sham friends’ at some point in his life
April 2013
33 posts
Cut my heart with a martyr’s spike
All the girls at school just want you to worship them then ignore you, like comeonnnnnnn
The thought of having sexual intercourse has always bothered me, I kind of find it gross
WHY DOES THERE NEED TO BE A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER FOR THE ACTUAL TEACHER WHEN THE STUDENT TEACHER IS TEACHING THE LESSON, IS THIS A LEGAL THING OR WHAT
Dreams and reality are becoming so intertwined for me i can't tell which is which, especially in the day time
cobrall:
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I don’t know but sleeping girls are very attractive
Yeah so how long did that fucking sloth thing last, again??
I’d really like to sleep at the cemetery naked
March 2013
16 posts
WatchMe eating yoghurt to jay z
I’ve known a lot of girls before, what’s the harm in knowing one more
Like if u accept me as your lord
One gift I’ve been blessed with was being non socially awkward
MADISON KING
Madison King makes me smile
FABULOUS NUT
I’m going to bust a FABULOUS nut soon :]
WatchListennnnnnn
