Tumblr (3.0; @sexysam69)http://sexysam69.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bueno.tumblr.com/post/49991461593/things-i-havent-learned-in-high-school-how-to">bueno</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>things i haven’t learned in high school</span></p> <ul><li><span>how to pay bills</span></li> <li><span>how to buy a house </span></li> <li><span>how to buy a car</span></li> <li><span>how to apply for loans for college</span></li> </ul><p><span>but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function</span></p> </blockquote>http://sexysam69.tumblr.com/post/50142364557http://sexysam69.tumblr.com/post/50142364557Sat, 11 May 2013 00:22:57 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://carbohydrate.tumblr.com/post/46296215854/who-has-a-crush-on-me-this-is-very-important-i">carbohydrate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>who has a crush on me. this is very important i need this for research i am a scientist</p> </blockquote>http://sexysam69.tumblr.com/post/50045383116http://sexysam69.tumblr.com/post/50045383116Thu, 09 May 2013 19:11:43 -0400<p>There is something pretty hot about tall girls</p>http://sexysam69.tumblr.com/post/49657434570http://sexysam69.tumblr.com/post/49657434570Sun, 05 May 2013 01:22:23 -0400<p><a href="http://cobrall.tumblr.com/post/49015971218/i-love-attributing-silly-quotes-to-famous-dead" class="tumblr_blog">cobrall</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i love attributing silly quotes to famous dead people because like</p> <p>you can’t prove they didn’t say it</p> <p>you’ve probably never even <em>met </em>mahatma ghandi who are you to declare that he never said ‘shampoo for my real friends real poo for my sham friends’ at some point in his life</p></blockquote>http://sexysam69.tumblr.com/post/49657077158http://sexysam69.tumblr.com/post/49657077158Sun, 05 May 2013 01:16:34 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/af0091d56e240e5301d1ac5ba6917bfc/tumblr_mk904oqeHU1qzf3qlo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://sexysam69.tumblr.com/post/49461628124http://sexysam69.tumblr.com/post/49461628124Thu, 02 May 2013 17:29:38 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fcd98862c1da706ac5f1940d60f9f612/tumblr_mlk7ybVuHN1qat0s2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://sexysam69.tumblr.com/post/48899610764http://sexysam69.tumblr.com/post/48899610764Thu, 25 Apr 2013 22:08:20 -0400<p>Cut my heart with a martyr&#8217;s spike</p>http://sexysam69.tumblr.com/post/48891850927http://sexysam69.tumblr.com/post/48891850927Thu, 25 Apr 2013 20:32:51 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7f3168b902c029f3410059d3f5852adf/tumblr_mlo3cwPLwo1r7pqrpo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b714f20d18cc905f29ebaee2e4d04df2/tumblr_mlo3cwPLwo1r7pqrpo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cc52b4f7f2ce9870078a503355abdc76/tumblr_mlo3cwPLwo1r7pqrpo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b243b2530391ebfd62a07074b43c9ad1/tumblr_mlo3cwPLwo1r7pqrpo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://smilingemoticon.tumblr.com/post/48622507135/the-cycle-has-been-completed">smilingemoticon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the cycle has been completed</p> </blockquote>http://sexysam69.tumblr.com/post/48647838088http://sexysam69.tumblr.com/post/48647838088Mon, 22 Apr 2013 19:23:45 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a6260771bc3c7ba2264ba7482ac20ba2/tumblr_mljhtg5j4H1r0n6h8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://sexysam69.tumblr.com/post/48466387173http://sexysam69.tumblr.com/post/48466387173Sat, 20 Apr 2013 16:55:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4c7c50359f5b2ec307ab9558fb39ba48/tumblr_mkv5oeIVBw1s97fqyo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Ima do the things that I wanna do, I ain’t gotta thing to prove to you</p>http://sexysam69.tumblr.com/post/48466286324http://sexysam69.tumblr.com/post/48466286324Sat, 20 Apr 2013 16:53:52 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0c1ed3543e8fd4a357c3c184f438f96b/tumblr_mg9vv84aLO1qardsjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://forlackofabettercomic.tumblr.com/post/39968817812/once-you-hit-around-40-episodes-of-bridezillas-in">forlackofabettercomic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Once you hit around 40 episodes of Bridezillas in a row, it doesn’t even ask you anymore. It just calls the police straight to your house.</span></p> </blockquote>http://sexysam69.tumblr.com/post/47842774400http://sexysam69.tumblr.com/post/47842774400Sat, 13 Apr 2013 01:16:57 -0400<p>All the girls at school just want you to worship them then ignore you, like comeonnnnnnn</p>http://sexysam69.tumblr.com/post/47842731391http://sexysam69.tumblr.com/post/47842731391Sat, 13 Apr 2013 01:16:12 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/54d07aff4f94b0e76ec01d7b1f5b6922/tumblr_ml3jnuPoPA1qzigjno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://sexysam69.tumblr.com/post/47732897842http://sexysam69.tumblr.com/post/47732897842Thu, 11 Apr 2013 18:43:04 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/46a536ff3c2c4a9c9bf1ea171d159f89/tumblr_mkwxozMUqZ1rndhozo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://sexysam69.tumblr.com/post/47732858989http://sexysam69.tumblr.com/post/47732858989Thu, 11 Apr 2013 18:42:35 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dcd5c090d582004ea21ef71e1a4d6fe3/tumblr_mkj6hq6ywA1rkbuhoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oldtobegin.tumblr.com/post/47415936240/my-seeds-have-sprouted-and-now-i-have-a-little">oldtobegin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my seeds have sprouted and now i have a little friend</p> </blockquote>http://sexysam69.tumblr.com/post/47732774305http://sexysam69.tumblr.com/post/47732774305Thu, 11 Apr 2013 18:41:30 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/43355c2dc9c3bdf84b94d14a62a75075/tumblr_ml42quSVCV1qadqfco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bryko.tumblr.com/post/47730027268/leaked-ssb4-roster">bryko</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Leaked SSB4 roster</p> </blockquote>http://sexysam69.tumblr.com/post/47732622481http://sexysam69.tumblr.com/post/47732622481Thu, 11 Apr 2013 18:39:36 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d1841df480cf88e04a23173ca16bb793/tumblr_mkwxjmXGoZ1qzad3ao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I feel sooo bad for the parents:(</p>http://sexysam69.tumblr.com/post/47567421889http://sexysam69.tumblr.com/post/47567421889Tue, 09 Apr 2013 17:58:08 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2e19006b85434777b8a1d9fea563f75a/tumblr_mkyzcg63U61rg3ckwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://1500hp.tumblr.com/post/47557239979/a-true-masterpiece" class="tumblr_blog">1500hp</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>a true masterpiece </p></blockquote>http://sexysam69.tumblr.com/post/47566808469http://sexysam69.tumblr.com/post/47566808469Tue, 09 Apr 2013 17:50:23 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7ec2b3a74d4976d78034e83f34ac92ff/tumblr_mkwa2ms80E1qcyfqho1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0d5ad11b588a311f03114a5395e280ec/tumblr_mkwa2ms80E1qcyfqho2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/89a1bdcb6d993a9f10fc4ad6bd97f2a8/tumblr_mkwa2ms80E1qcyfqho3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e4454344b57b100f0cc3cc834fd24f8e/tumblr_mkwa2ms80E1qcyfqho4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://indreamsofyesterday.tumblr.com/post/47377506916/april-7-1970-after-appearing-in-over-200-films" class="tumblr_blog">indreamsofyesterday</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>April 7, 1970:</strong></p> <p><strong>After appearing in over 200 films, John Wayne won his first and only Oscar for his role of <em>Rooster Cogburn</em> in the classic Western <em>‘True Grit.’</em> He famously said at the podium “Wow! If I’d-a known that, I would-a put that patch on 35 years earlier!” The Oscar was presented to him by Barbra Streisand.</strong></p> <p><strong>Click below to watch a youtube video of John Wayne win his Oscar.<br/></strong></p> <p><iframe frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/7qQhODwivLU?rel=0" width="420"></iframe></p></blockquote>http://sexysam69.tumblr.com/post/47519456225http://sexysam69.tumblr.com/post/47519456225Tue, 09 Apr 2013 00:52:54 -0400<p>The thought of having sexual intercourse has always bothered me, I kind of find it gross</p>http://sexysam69.tumblr.com/post/47519045731http://sexysam69.tumblr.com/post/47519045731Tue, 09 Apr 2013 00:45:59 -0400